Demure Lemur
(I’m a keeper at a local wildlife park. The park has a ‘Lemur Walkthrough,’ where customers can come into the enclosure and get up close with several species of lemur. I’m currently supervising the walkthrough to make sure that the lemurs and visitors are behaving themselves, when a woman comes up to me.)
Me: “Hi there! Is everything all right?”
Customer: “Hi. I just thought I’d let you know that you’ve got a very friendly lemur.”
Me: “Oh? What did they do?”
Customer: “I was just sitting on the bench when one of them came up and tried to undo my dress!”
Me: “Really? I’m so sorry! They can get quite cheeky when they’ve just had their lunch.”
Customer: “Don’t worry about it! There aren’t many people can say that a lemur’s tried to undress them. I’ve certainly got something to remember today by now!”
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