Why Men Never Hear The End Of It
Me: “Joe?”
Fiancé: *no response*
Me: “Hey, Joe!”
Fiancé: *nothing*
Me: “Joseph!”
Fiancé: *no response*
Me: “Dumba**!”
Fiancé: *no response*
Me: *yelling at ear-splitting volume* “I will slap your mother with a fish, murder your puppy, and leave you in the forest to die with Cujo and the Littlest Hobo!”
Fiancé: *still no response*
Me: *muttering as I walk away* “…a**hole.”
Fiancé: “Did you just say something?”
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