In Need Of A Trouble-Free Philosophy
(My partner and I are laying in bed talking and laughing. I accidentally snort while giggling.)
Me: “Well, that was embarrassing.”
Boyfriend: *laughing* “It’s ok, Pumba.”
Me: “Did you seriously just call me a smelly, fat warthog?”
Boyfriend: *singing* “Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata, ain’t no passing craze…”
Me: *interrupting* “You keep calling me Pumba, and you’ll have some worries when I bring on the end of your days.”