Overflowing Sentiment
(My girlfriend has just come to visit from her college. I make brownies in preparation for her arrival, but I forget to check if the brownies are properly baked.)
Girlfriend: “Ooh, I smell chocolate.”
Me: “Yep, I made brownies!”
Girlfriend: “Aww, that’s so sweet!”
Me: “I think they should have cooled off by now.”
(She goes into the kitchen, and I follow her. She tries to remove a brownie from the pan and the brownie collapses, leaking chocolate.)
Me: “Oopsie.”
Girlfriend: “Are brownies supposed to ooze?”
Me: “Sorry, I didn’t get a chance to check them before you got here.”
Girlfriend: “Even if you made chocolate lava cake by accident, that was very sweet of you.”
Me: “Are you going to eat it?”
Girlfriend: “Sure, why not? I mean, when am I going to be able to drink a brownie?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?