The Female Of The Species

| Romantic | May 2, 2012

(My wife and I are in the kitchen organising our large tea collection. My wife is reading out names to me while I enter them into our spreadsheet.)

Me: “Okay, next?”

Wife: “Forever—”

Me: *interrupting* “Huh?”

Wife: “Forever—”

Me: *now just being a jerk* “What was that?”

Wife: “Forever—”

Me: “Interrupting sheep!”

Wife: “MOOOOO!”

Me: “Moo?”

Wife: “MOO!”

Me: “Gender-confused interrupting sheep!”

Wife: “Gender? Confused sheep now come in sheep and cow.”


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