He Knows
(My husband and I are making out in bed. In a playful mood, we start wrestling a bit. I’m a huge geek, while he’s very scholarly. While not an anti-geek, he usually fades out when I start going on a geek rant. During wrestling, he ends up on the bottom, and I sit on his legs.)
Me: “It’s over, Anakin! I’ve got the high ground!”
Husband: “I’d say you need to get out of the house more, but then you’d say those kinds of things in public.”
Me: “That’s not true! That’s impossible!”
Husband: “Search your feelings; you know it to be true.”
Me: “Oh, my God… I love you!”