Candy Crushing Your Brain
(I am playing a game on my cell phone.)
Me: “Daddy, have you seen my phone?”
Dad: “You mean that thing you’re playing with right now?”
Me: “Wow, I’m losing my mind!”
Dad: “If you had a mind, you’d take it out and play with it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?