Kill Bill
(My sister and I co-own a gas station. She usually mans the full service pump, while I follow the back office stuff. She calls me over while with a customer.)
Me: “Yes. How can I be of help?”
(My sister hands me a clearly false €20 bill.)
Sister: “I exchanged his €50 bill for two €20 bills and one €10 at his request, so he could do 20 on the self service. Now he’s here claiming the self service machine doesn’t accept this bill. He wants it exchanged with another 20€ bill.”
Customer: *smugly* “I’m sorry. I know these machine sometimes are difficult, right?”
Me: “No problem.”
(I take the false €20 bill and hand it back to the customer.)
Me: “Keep this one. Just use the other one you got from your €50 bill!”
(The scamming customer tries to open his mouth to say something, then goes back to the self service machine. I follow him. He again tries the false bill.)
Customer: “It doesn’t work!”
Me: *with a smile* “Use the other one.”
(The customer reluctantly uses a good 20€ bill. He pumps the gas, and leaves without a word.)