Not Noteworthy Enough For A Return
(I work as a cashier in a drugstore. I see a customer come in the front door empty handed as he goes to the back of the store. He comes to me with a pricey protein pack.)
Customer: “I want my money back for that protein pack. It’s $60.”
Me: “Do you have your invoice?”
Customer: “No, I forgot it at home.”
Me: “I can’t pay you back.”
Customer: “Keep it for me. I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
(The customer comes back 15 minutes later.)
Customer: “I didn’t find the receipt, but I’m going to buy it instead.”
Me: “It’s going to cost $60.”
(The customer hands me a $100 bill.)
Me: “I can’t accept that. It’s a fake.”
Customer: “No, I’m sure it’s real. How can you tell?”
Me: “You only printed it on one side, and it’s black and white.”