Stand Up For Your Rights

| Romantic | December 4, 2013

(I asked my boyfriend to meet up the day before. He forgot. To be fair, this is the first time he stood me up in two years of us being together.)

Boyfriend: “I am so sorry!”

Me: “You’re forgiven. But I still reserve the right to bring it up occasionally and guilt trip you into letting me steal your food.”

Boyfriend: “God d***it, woman!”

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