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(My boyfriend and I have been working on our final papers, which involves a lot of work with Excel. We are chatting online.)

Boyfriend: “My passion for the ‘CountIf’ function is bordering on the lustful right now.”

Me: “…my boyfriend might cheat on me with a feature of Excel.”

(I post a Facebook status stating that if my boyfriend cheats on me with an Excel function, I will carry on with histograms. Our conversation continues about histograms and how I may or may not cheat on him with them.)

Me: “But the histograms are available.”

Boyfriend: “‘CountIf’ is available and incredibly flexible.”

Me: “DON’T LEAVE ME! I WAS KIDDING!”