Spread My Wings And Die
(I am having a heart-to-heart with my dad.)
Me: “I want to just move out, you know? Be on my own; spread my wings and fly!”
Dad: “I understand. Just like a dodo bird overlooking a cliff…”
Me: “Dad, dodo birds are extinct; they didn’t fly either.”
Dad: “…and the cliff overlooks plains full of great white sharks that have developed a taste for dodo birds…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?