Spice Up Your Life
(My fiancée has just finished making dinner and enters the bedroom to get me.)
Fiancée: “Dinner’s ready! But it turned out spicier than I thought it would. I didn’t put that much pepper in it.”
Me: “Well, what else did you put in it?”
Fiancée: “Um… I put in some chili powder.”
Me: “Well, that might have something to do with it.”
Fiancée: “But I didn’t use that much! And chili powder’s not hot!”
Me: “Um… it comes from the chili pepper.”
Fiancée: “But not all chilis are hot! I use chili powder all the time in my… um… turkey… stew… thing…”
Me: “Do you mean your chili?”
Fiancée: “Yes!”
Me: “Did you seriously forget that the dish you use chili powder in is called chili?”
Fiancée: “Yes!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?