Sorority-Not-Sorry

(I’m sitting in an education class for education majors waiting for the class to start and overhear this conversation in front of me between two girls from a sorority.)

Girl #1: “So what major are you?”

Girl #2: “I’m an education major.”

Girl #1: “No way! Me too!”

(A third girl sits down from the same sorority.)

Girl #2: “So what’s your major?

Girl #3: “Oh, I’m an education major.

Girl #1: “No way! Us, too! That’s so cool!

(I’m so dumbfounded by this conversation that I relay it to my mom.)

Me: “Mom, weren’t you in that sorority?”

Mom: “Yeah, but even then they were known for beauty, not brains. I’m pretty sure they let me in just to boost the overall GPA.”