Slash That Off The List Of Insults

(My brother and I are in my dad’s truck driving down the road. My brother is five and I am ten.)

Brother: “Hey, isn’t that where [Friend] lives?”

Me: *being jerky* “No, you idiot-slash-jerk. He doesn’t live there.”

Brother: *bows head, silent for a moment, then with all the hatred a five year old can muster, fists clenched on lap* “Nobody, but NOBODY calls. Me. Slash.”