Singled Himself Out

| Canada | Friendly | March 15, 2016

(I’m at Friend #1’s place, enjoying an afternoon beer on Valentine’s day with Friend #2 and him. Friend #2 is the only one who has a girlfriend, while Friend #1 has been single for a long time)

Friend #1: “So, [Friend #2], why aren’t you with your girlfriend? I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day after all. Are you at least going to enjoy the night with her? If you know what I mean…”

Friend #2: “I already did yesterday. It was a great night. What about you, [My Name]?”

Me: “I enjoyed it two days ago, with this girl I’ve been seeing. It was great too. What about you, [Friend #1]?”

Friend #1: “…I shouldn’t have started this conversation.”

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