She’s A Mew-dist

(I am getting my two-year-old daughter ready to take over to her grandma’s for the day. Some mornings it’s a fight to get her to do anything.)

Me: “[Daughter], it’s time to get dressed; you need clothes to go to Memaw’s.”

Daughter: “No. I no want to.”

(I try to put shirt on her as our cat Buster wanders past.)

Daughter: “Buster doesn’t wear a shirt. I won’t either!”

(I shake my head at the profound logic coming from my two-year-old. We might have to start clothing our animals now.)