Roommating
Me: “[Roommate #1], does your boyfriend know you’re sleeping with [Roommate #2]?”
Roommate: “What are you talking about? I’m not sleeping with [Roommate #2]!”
Me: “Right, you two just hang out in each other’s bedrooms all the time, instead of the common areas, for the h*** of it.”
Roommate: “We’re just friends.”
Me: “And in a house with six people in it, you’re the only one who’s caught the same cough as his, for purely innocent reasons.”
Roommate: *turns pink, flees*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
