Quasimodead

(My boyfriend and I have both woken up extremely early. We’re laying in bed, trying to wake up.)

Boyfriend: “You did the funniest thing last night.”

Me: *smiling* “What’s that?”

Boyfriend: “You were sleep-talking.”

Me: *horrified* “What did I say?”

Boyfriend: “You were out killing zombies, while listening to Symphony X. Then, at some point you said you were riding on horseback with the Hunchback of Notre Dame. You said you were totally going to do him in front of Esmeralda.”