Telling The Hole Truth Makes Him Shirty

| Romantic | January 29, 2012

(I come downstairs in one of my boyfriend’s super old t-shirts that I always nag him about throwing out.)

Him: “That shirt’s full of holes!”

Me: “Yeah, but on me it looks sexy.”

Him: “Doesn’t it look sexy on me?”

Me: “On you, you like you’re a hobo. Possibly one that got in a fight with a possum. That you lost.”

Him: “Hey, I kicked that possum’s butt!”

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