Puns For Dinner

(Dad has just called us all down for dinner.)

Dad: “I only want to see empty plates after dinner!”

(My dad says this as he is known not to be the best cook.)

Me: “I’ll try, dad.”

(He puts a plate of some meaty steak in front of us. I try to eat it and immediately come upon a problem.)

Me: “Uh… dad, what is this?”

Dad: “Wookie steak, why?”

Me: “Well, it’s a little chewy.”