Puns Are Never And Always In Season

(My mother and I are reorganizing some spices in a cabinet, sorting them by how frequently we use them.)

Me: “What about [spice]?”

Mom: “I use that occasionally in

Me: “Okay, we use this seasonally.” *a moment before it occurs to me what I just said*

Me: *exasperated with myself* “Oh, god.”

Mom: *laughing at the accidental pun* “Yes, we use that seasoning seasonally.”