Keep Sharing Sparing

(My boyfriend and I have just finished being intimate.)

Boyfriend: “Thank you for letting me share my genetic material with you!”

Me: “Are you trying to get me pregnant?”

Boyfriend: “No, but I can still share my genetic material with you!”

Me: “Okay then. Your genetic material is welcome to visit but if it decides to take up permanent residence here, I’m giving it an immediate eviction notice.”

Boyfriend: “… God, you’re so hot right now!”