Pun(ani)

| Georgetown, KY, USA | Romantic | September 16, 2016

(My girlfriend and I are cuddling in bed. I go to lift my hand and it brushes against something soft, so I start feeling around.)

Girlfriend: “What are you doing?”

Me: “My hand bumped something soft and I was trying to see if it was the blanket or my cat.”

Girlfriend: “There’s no cat here. The only pussy in this bed is mine.”

Me: “I think you’ve used up all nine lives on that pun.”

Girlfriend: “Just for that, I’m going to do it eight more.”

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