Protect Yourself From Inappropriate Conversation

, | HI, USA | Working | March 25, 2014

Supervisor: “Hey are you using for protection in bed?”

Me: “What? What kind of question is that? That’s none of your business.”

Supervisor: “I’m your supervisor. I have to be sure you’re being safe.”

Me: “That’s none of your business!”

Supervisor: “Well I just want to be sure you’re not going to get an STD.”

(Months later, on the way back from deployment..)

Supervisor: “Yeah… I had unprotected sex with a complete stranger in port.”

Me: “Why are you telling me this!? You’d better get yourself checked out before you get home.”

Supervisor: “Why? She said she was a lesbian.”

Me: *facepalm*

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