Poured Oil On Troubled Water

| Right | September 9, 2016

(I work in a major auto parts store. A customer comes in one day.)

Customer: “My ‘check oil’ light is on. Do you think I need some oil?”

Me: “I’d say so.”

(The customer gets one quart of our in-house oil brand and I ring her up. She dumps the oil into her engine, which instantly starts smoking. She then drives off, but comes back five minutes later.)

Customer: “That one bottle wasn’t enough. Do you think I need more?”

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