Planting An Idea
(I’m playing a popular paintball-style shooter game when my mom, who is sick, walks in.)
Mom: “Sweetie, can you water the plants in the backyard for me once you finish this match?”
Me: “Meehhh…”
Mom: “Please, it would really help.”
Me: “Can I use [weapon from the game] to water them?”
Mom: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?