Picking Holes In His Argument
(My boyfriend and I are laying in bed and he’s messing around with the back of his pajama pants when he notices there’s a tear in them.)
Boyfriend: “Oh no! [My Name], I have a hole in my butt!”
Me: “You’ve always had a hole in your butt, dear, so that’s a good thing.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?