Party To Death

Me: “I’m not going to be here on October 5th.”

Mum: “That’s a long weekend.”

Me: “Apparently.”

Mum: “Wait… the zombie walk is on the 6th.”

Me: “I guess I won’t be going then.”

Mum: “Why not?”

Me: “I’m going to a friend’s 21st the night before.”

Mum: “Then you might be a perfect candidate for the zombie walk. You wouldn’t even need makeup.”