Number Crusher
(I am a cashier at a local supermarket.)
Me: “Do you have a membership card?”
Customer: “Yeah, but not with me.”
Me: “Well, is there a phone number we can try?”
(We try several phone numbers and fail. I catch the customer looking me up and down.)
Customer: *creepily* “Well you could try yours, because I’m sure you’ve got one!”
(I go from my normal cheery cashier face, to a straight stone face.)
Me: “Your total is $4.27.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?