Now It’s Time To Explain The Other 23 Letters

(I was at a pizza buffet that makes specialty pizzas when I heard another customer ask an employee what kind of pizza one of the choices was.)

Employee: “It’s a BLT, but I don’t know what that means.”

Me: “BLT is bacon, lettuce, tomato.”

Employee: “Really? I never knew that!”

(She went back to the kitchen saying:)

Employee: “Hey, guys, a BLT is bacon, lettuce, tomato!”

(My husband and in-laws got a good laugh when I told them.)