Not The Ray Of Sunshine You Were Hoping For

(My freshman year of college, I live in a dorm. Somehow, I get this random phone call.)

Caller: “Hi, I’m a representative with [Solar Company]. I’d like to talk to you about our services.”

Me: “I’m not interested but thank you anyway.”

Caller: “Why aren’t you interested? Solar can really help you save on your electric bill.”

Me: “I don’t have anywhere to our solar. You see—”

Caller: *interrupting* “Oh, are you no longer the owner of [Address of my college]?”

Me: “Uh, no. I’m not.”

Caller: *click*

Me: *to myself* “Do they really think I’m the owner of this entire place?”