Not The Best Night Rider

(My boyfriend and I are both very busy this semester. As a result, we have both slowly become more sleep-deprived as time goes on. While I handle it fairly well, my boyfriend ends up saying some… interesting things.)

Boyfriend: “What if I wanted one of those?” *points at a motorcycle*

Me: “No! Absolutely not!”

Boyfriend: “Why not?”

Me: “Because they’re dangerous!”

Boyfriend: “What if I promise to keep it in a cage?”

Me: “…what?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, just feed it through the bars or something.”

Me: *amused* “Why are you feeding your motorcycle? Wait, WHAT are you feeding your motorcycle?”

Boyfriend: “Tofu!”

Me: “Why are you feeding your motorcycle tofu?”

Boyfriend: *matter of factly* “Because it sounded better than feeding it kittens.”