Not That Kind Of Brotherly Love
(I’m a lesbian, and my girlfriend recently decides to tell her parents we’re dating. She decides to do this at a family dinner with me accompanying her.)
Girlfriend: “Mom, I have something to tell you.”
Mother: “Oh! Are you and [me] getting married? We heard Proposition 8 got repealed.”
Girlfriend: *stunned* “You think were getting… you knew I was gay?!”
Brother: “I think everyone in the house has known for at least four years.”
Girlfriend: “How?”
Father: “Sweetie, you weren’t very good at deleting your internet history back in high school.”
(At this point, my girlfriend is bright red and can’t bring herself to speak. I step in, and ask my girlfriend’s brother a question.)
Me: “So how did you find out?”
Brother: “They thought it was my p*rn when they found it.”
(As an added bonus, my girlfriend and I are actually planning to get married now!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?