Almost As Bad As Adultery

| Related | August 14, 2013

(I am babysitting my four-year-old niece. I am in the kitchen, fixing lunch, and she is in the living room looking through a coloring book. The neighbor boy, Michael, had come over to play earlier that morning. I hear my niece talking to herself.)

Niece: “That Michael, doesn’t he know the Bible says thou shalt color in thine own stuff! I’m going to whop him!”

(After a pause, she continues.)

Niece: “No, no, I can’t do that. The Bible says thou shalt not whop.”

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