Not Quite Treating Her Like A Princess

(We’ve just gotten home from seeing a movie. We’re about to have sex. My boyfriend suddenly stops while he’s undoing my belt buckle.)

Boyfriend: “Hey, you know that new Disney movie? The one with all the snow?”

Me: “Uh… yeah?”

Boyfriend: “I like the queen’s hair. It’s a nice color.”

(He then carries on as though nothing had happened.)