Proper Commitment Is The Rice Thing To Do

| Romantic | January 10, 2014

Husband: “Where’s the rice cooker?”

Me: “It’s the one on the right.”

Husband: “No. We have a red one.”

Me: “We got rid of it months ago. The non-stick coating was flaking off in the rice.”

Husband: “But we only had it for a few years!”

Me: “We had it for over seven years.”

Husband: “Are you going to throw me away after seven years?”

Me: “If you start flaking your non-stick coating all over our food? Yes.”

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