Not Quite A (Key)Stroke Of Genius

(My boyfriend is driving me back from work in my van. Halfway home, I panic.)

Me: “Did I grab my keys?!”

Boyfriend: “Hmmm… did you grab your keys?”

Me: “Yeah, I can’t remember if I grabbed them or not.”

Boyfriend: “Well, let’s see… are we driving your van?”

(I pause after the realization hits that we are, in fact, in my van.)

Me: “I swear, Babe, that I’m not this stupid.”

(The worst part? That was the second time I freaked out about my keys while he was driving my van in one week.)