Crazy In Love

| Romantic | November 2, 2013

(Coworker #1 has a very attractive girlfriend, prompting Coworker #2 to ask him how he got with her at least 10 times a week. Eventually, Coworker #1 decides he has had it.)

Coworker #2: “I can’t believe you scored such a hot chick. How did you get her to be your girlfriend?”

Coworker #1: *deadpan* “I kidnapped her and forced her to live in my basement. Stockholm syndrome did the rest.”

Coworker #2: “You’re kidding. You’re kidding, right?”

Coworker #1: “Of course I am. SHE kidnapped ME. I mean, obviously!”

(The subject was never brought up again.)

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