Not His Number One Priority
(I have just been to the restroom, and found, to my dismay, that my teenage nephew has once again not flushed the toilet after urinating.)
Me: “[Nephew], Mello Yello is a soft drink marketed by Coca-Cola. It is not a form of bathroom etiquette.”
Nephew: “…huh?”
Me: “FLUSH YOUR PEE.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?