Make Up Before A Break Up

| Related | December 4, 2013

(My mom comes to visit me while I’m in college, about a month into my first year.)

Mom: “You should wear make-up. It might get you a boyfriend.”

Me: “He’s going to need to see me without make-up at some point. Might as well be the first time we meet.”

(She never brings up make-up around me again.)

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