No Need To Lecture Them Like A Dutch Uncle
(This is a story my mother recently told us at my uncle’s birthday party. I am around five or six at the time.)
Mum: “Now, [My Name], I’ve got something to tell you about [Uncle]. You know his friend? Well he’s a little closer than friend. They’re a bit like me and daddy—”
Me: “You mean Uncle [Uncle’s Boyfriend]?”
Mum: *shocked* “[My Name], who told you to call him uncle?”
Me: “Am I not allowed to?”
Mum: “No, you are! I just want to know why.”
Me: “[Aunt] told me [Uncle’s Boyfriend] is my uncle now too.”
Mum: “And you’re ok with that?”
Me: “I like uncles. I want more uncles! Can [Uncle] get more?”
(This apparently was the reason why everyone at the gay bar they frequented called my uncle’s partner “Uncle.” I don’t remember much of it, but I went to that bar a lot during the day as I grew up, and I was the ring bearer when my uncles finally got married earlier this year.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?