Needs To Take A Dose Of Reality

(We have just moved in, and have been given a new phone number that apparently belonged to ‘William,’ who was a contractor of some sort. We keep getting calls for him.)

Caller: “Hello, may I speak to William?”

Me: “Sorry, this is no longer William’s number.”

Caller: “Well, do you have any way of contacting him? I have very important information about his medications.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t. This is a private residence now, not his contracting business.”

Caller: “Oh… Well, what medications are you taking, ma’am?”