Must Be Cracking Up
(I’m on the couch, eating oyster crackers. I have many odd habits when it comes to eating, and oyster crackers are no exception. My mom passes by and sees my bowl.)
Mom: “Are you only eating half of the crackers?!”
Me: “No, I cracked them in half.”
Mom: “Oh…why?”
Me: “One half goes on one side of my mouth, another goes in the other. Then I take a third for the front.”
Mom: *without missing a beat* “Are you an alien?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?