Mirror, Mirror On The Wall And Not For Sale
(I work in a second hand clothing store. The store has racks of clothes and a couple full length mirrors. A man walks in.)
Customer: “Where are your mirrors for sale?”
Me: “Um, we don’t sell mirrors.”
Customer: “What do you sell?”
Me: “Clothing. We’re a clothing store.”
Customer: “What kind of a place is this?!” *storms out*
