Massive Hole In Logic
(Construction workers are using a large machine to dig a hole in the road, but we don’t know why. It is very loud, and we’re all starting to get annoyed.)
Me: “Do we even know why they’re digging?”
My 10-Year-Old Sister: *dryly* “Because it’s fun, and they have a big machine.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?