Married To A Black Widow
(I am home with my young daughter and husband. I am deathly afraid of spiders, and my daughter knows it. She comes in from the back garden, her hands cupped, sporting a devilish smile.)
Me: “Uh, honey?”
(My daughter slowly approaches me, revealing she has a small spider in her hand.)
Me: “Honey, don’t come any closer! Mummy is scared of spiders!”
(My husband then grabs my daughter and carries her away.)
Daughter: “But daddy! You’re not scared of spiders!”
Husband: “Yes, but I am scared of your mother!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?