Under-Wary
(I am babysitting my three-year-old nephew. He has only just begun using the ‘big boy’ toilet.)
Nephew: “I just had a big boy poop!”
Me: “Good job, buddy! Did you clean yourself up really well when you were done?”
Nephew: “Nah, my underwear gets it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?