Making You See Red On The Freeway

(There is a bus company called Megabus. They also have the creepiest mascot. If you search for them you’ll likely see said mascot plastered all over their big, blue bus.)

Me: *to my coworker* “Oh, you’ve used Megabus before?”

Coworker: “Yeah, it’s the cheapest way for me to get home for the weekend.”

Me: “…I hate the company for the sole reason if you get stuck behind that bus on the highway, that jolly-a**ed-red-motherf***er is staring down at you the whole d*** ride.”

Coworker: “JOLLY A**ED RED MOTHERF***ER?! That is the best thing you have said, ever.”