Make Me One With Everything
(I’m the weird customer in this one. I AM visiting a friend in New York and still pretty groggy from travel. We stop for lunch.)
Cashier: “What would you like on your hot dog? Sauerkraut? Cheese?”
(I am sleepy, but at this point I should clarify I’m from Chicago, where hot dogs are a bit different.)
Me: “Oh, everything.”
Cashier: *looking a little… concerned* “Uh, really?”
Me: *finally realizing what nacho cheese and pickled cabbage would taste like* “Oh, uh, no, guess that would be… silly.”
(At least the cashier was pretty amused. My friend still teases me.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?